David Vienna's Blog, page 212
September 15, 2015
I was tagged by havekidslaughmore in the Stop, Drop, and Selfie...
I was tagged by havekidslaughmore in the Stop, Drop, and Selfie thing.
To be honest, when I saw the tag I was on the toilet. And though you’re supposed to take a pic right when you see the tag, my wife and kids put in a lot of time and energy into earning the honor of being the only people who get to see me poop. I didn’t want to cheapen it for them.
Anyway, this is me leaving work… and a palm tree.
Now, I’ll tag andimthedad, how2beadad, mollysueschwarz, parentingthewayweseeit, and taylorswift.
September 14, 2015
laughingsquid:
Brave Children Share Their Stories of Surviving...
Brave Children Share Their Stories of Surviving Terrible Dad Jokes
Please… won’t you think of the children?
September 13, 2015
I was just zoning out, staring out my window when I noticed my neighbor walking by with her kid and...
I was just zoning out, staring out my window when I noticed my neighbor walking by with her kid and she was looking at me and it totally appeared like I was staring at them and now I’m positive the whole neighborhood thinks I’m creepy.
September 12, 2015
They say it’s supposed to cool off tomorrow. Getting in a...
They say it’s supposed to cool off tomorrow. Getting in a good pool day before that happens.
September 11, 2015
Discussing Actor Timothy Omundson
Wife: You do know I still find you attractive, don't you?
Me: No, I know you find me attractive, but you've got really weird taste.
gothicmommybloggess:
thefinnishgypsy:
LMFAAAOOO AWWWWWW OMG...
LMFAAAOOO AWWWWWW OMG HAHAHAHA HE REACHES FOR HIS PARENTS HAND IN FEAR LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS COMING HAHAHAHA
I can just see Sheamus doing this. Haha. So cute!!
Um… Okay, cute but…
Shouldn’t that kid be in a car seat? I mean I guess the adult might’ve let the rascal out of the seat to go through the car wash, but I dunno.
And is that baby drinking orange soda? WTF? Why not give him a fucking Marlboro while you’re at it?
