Dear Non-Millennials:

Stop telling Millennials how to adult.

And if you write a supposedly humorous column telling Millennials how to adult and there’s a backlash, don’t double-down.

Instead, maybe consider the possibility that the “out-of-touch, old fogey” angle just isn’t funny. Or that you’re not as funny as you think.

You know what would have been ground-breaking, Chris Erskine? A column about what you, an old fuck, learned from Millennials about how you can improve your life. Because they have a lot more to offer than a cliché unfunny perspective on a topic no one but you cares about.

Sincerely,

An Old Fuck Who Learns From Every Generation