David Vienna's Blog, page 195

Bjork fascinates and terrifies me.

Bjork fascinates and terrifies me.

Wyatt and I just tackled the Road Runner coaster at Six Flags....

Wyatt and I just tackled the Road Runner coaster at Six Flags. The park is nearly empty. It’s like there’s some huge sporting event later today or something.

My Snapchat is like a fine art gallery.

My Snapchat is like a fine art gallery.

huffingtonpost:Drinking A Little Whiskey Might Actually Help...

huffingtonpost:

Drinking A Little Whiskey Might Actually Help Relieve Cold Symptoms

Finally, science and the media are catching up to what I’ve been saying for years.

Now, to knock out my lingering cough…

ackb:It’s here!!!!Yay! FINALLY! Why, yes, I do want to play...

ackb:

It’s here!!!!

Yay! FINALLY! Why, yes, I do want to play with “girl toys.”

Seeing this post will be the best thing to happen to your...

Seeing this post will be the best thing to happen to your Friday.

They woke up cranky, but ended up having a little fun reading...

They woke up cranky, but ended up having a little fun reading time before school.

Me? I’m still cranky.

theclearlydope:This kid would be terrible at...

theclearlydope:

This kid would be terrible at Pitfall. 

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There are two types of parents:

- Those who think

- Those who do not think

havekidslaughmore:My MIL asked if chicken had gluten in it tonight. Yeah…..I can’t do this for...

havekidslaughmore:

My MIL asked if chicken had gluten in it tonight.

Yeah…..I can’t do this for more than one night.

@havekidslaughmore is a national treasure.

Holy crap! I JUST saw @tacosaysroar tagged me in the...

Holy crap! I JUST saw @tacosaysroar tagged me in the Stop-Drop-and-Selfie thing. Shit. I don’t know when that was. (Sorry, taco.)

Anyway, here you go. Me in all my workplace glory. Magical, I know.

So, I tag @shuggilippo, @mommyakajenna, @andimthedad, @stillswayinganyway, @kbtumbls, and @taylorswift.