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Holy crap, Santa must’ve been asleep at the switch because the...

Holy crap, Santa must’ve been asleep at the switch because the boys were good this year, but not THIS good. Our house is full of robot dinosaurs, intergalactic smuggler ships, and torn wrapping paper. Plus, the Hulkbuster and Kylo Ren are currently battling some undead pirates in the Caribbean. Not sure we’ll ever get out of our pajamas, which actually sounds like a perfectly amazing Xmas.

To all of the random people using Tumblr's messaging service to send me notes that just say "Hi"

Hi.

What do you want?

I finally saw The Force Awakens. Guys…

I finally saw The Force Awakens. Guys…

yearinreview:Books Born on TumblrWhen a Tumblr and a...

yearinreview:

Books Born on Tumblr

When a Tumblr and a publisher love each other very much, and they want to express that love physically, a book is born.

Calm the F*ck Down by David Vienna


life.love.beauty by Keegan Allen


Textastrophe by Matt Andrews


99 Problems by Ali Graham


Hammer Head by Nina MacLaughlin


Tragedy Series by Benjamin Dewey


My 1992 Diary by Dawn Luebbe


Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey


I Was An Awesomer Kid by Brad Getty


Conversation Sparks by Ryan Chapman


Menswear Dog by David Fung and Yena Kim


Find Momo Coast to Coast by Andrew Knapp


Nimona by Noelle Stevenson


SchadenFreezers by Jason Kreher and Matt Moore


Penguins with People Problems by Mary Laura Philpott


Check These Out by Gina Sheridan


Droll Pranks for Rich Boys by Dan Bulla


Men & Cats by Marie-Eva Gatuingt and Alice Chaygneaud


Hipster Animals by Dyna Moe


Cabin Porn by Noah Kalina and Zach Klein


Deep Dark Fears by Fran Kause


Slaughterhouse90210 by Maris Kreizman


Pop Sonnets by Erik Didriksen


Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand


Parenting is Easy by Sara Given


Memories by Lang Leav


This May Sound Crazy by Abigail Breslin


Humans of New York: Stories by Brandon Stanton


The Rap Yearbook by Shea Serrano



You Don’t Have to Like Me by Alida Nugent


All The Words Are Yours by Tyler Knott Gregson


The Dogist by Elias Weiss Friedman


Last Night’s Reading by Kate Gavino


Marnie the Dog by Shirley Braha and Marnie the Dog


Notorious RBG by Irin Carmon and Shana Knizhnik



Felines of New York by Jim Tews

WAHOO! Thanks, @yearinreview and @books and @staff. Lots of really fucking cool books and tumblr authors on this list. I’m proud to be a part of it (at the top, no less).

And thanks to you wonderful tumblr folks who helped make my book possible.

tricksofthelight:laughingsquid:Sculptor Creates a Laser...

tricksofthelight:

laughingsquid:

Sculptor Creates a Laser Equipped Post-Apocalyptic Thomas the Tank Engine Hexapod Robot

NO

YES.

Also, the laser is functional enough to light a match, so HELL YES.

Pregnancy & Newborn Mag Book Club: Our picks from 2015

Pregnancy & Newborn Mag Book Club: Our picks from 2015:

Thanks to Pregnancy & Newborn Magazine for naming my book, Calm The F*ck Down, a best pick for 2015. Also, cool to see fellow Tumblr human @itsliketheyknowus on the list as well for Parenting is Easy: You’re Probably Just Doing It Wrong.

Yay, team Tumblr!

Not since Orville and Wilbur Wright have two brothers worked so...

A video posted by The Daddy Complex (@thedaddycomplex) on Dec 20, 2015 at 1:56pm PST

Not since Orville and Wilbur Wright have two brothers worked so hard to fly.

This is how Star Wars continues to be relevant.

This is how Star Wars continues to be relevant.

Marine Le Pen’s National Front party loses big in France,...

Marine Le Pen’s National Front party loses big in France, international representatives reach a historic agreement to curb climate change (but what’s next?), and the hottest Christmas gift this year could kill you. We cover all that, plus rocket boots, peanuts, and signs across the world in this all-new episode of Discussing News With My Kids.

We maintained our tradition of NOT dressing up our kids in “nice...

We maintained our tradition of NOT dressing up our kids in “nice clothes” to see Santa. The big guy’s magical, right? He totally sees through that bullshit.