David Vienna's Blog, page 200
December 13, 2015
Hungarian parents can now learn how to calm the fuck down just...
Hungarian parents can now learn how to calm the fuck down just like Czech and German parents. Counting English, that makes four languages in which you can find my book, Calm The F*ck Down.
I hope there’ll be a Klingon translation.
December 12, 2015
"Wherever you go, I’m going with you, partner!"
- Wyatt, who’s apparently preparing for some sort of cowboy adventure
The title on your blog gave me inappropriate thoughts IM SORRY BUT IMMEDIATELY I THOUGHT OF DADDY KINK IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT I JUST REALLY SUCK
You don’t suck.
But, if you came here expecting kink and stuck around, that worries me.
December 11, 2015
The 10 Very Best Smells Of The Holidays. Did Your Favorite Make The Cut?
Like smells? Of course you do. You’re no aroma shirker.
Like the holidays? Of curse you do. You’re no revelry sourpuss.
You should read this. It’s all about happy holiday scents. Also, you might recognize the person who contributed the final entry.
December 10, 2015
Boone got me an early #xmas gift—a shark tooth necklace. So now...
Boone got me an early #xmas gift—a shark tooth necklace. So now I’m a guy who wears a shark tooth necklace. Like, every day.
December 2, 2015
Hello just started following, always interested in fellow twin parents. I just wanted to know if it's okay to reblog some of your content and pictures. Thank you.
Hello, fellow parent of twins.
I make it a rule not to enter in to contracts with anonymous folks. Ask off anon and we’ll see.
jerrixonichole:
thedaddycomplex:
bestnatesmithever:
forsakenra...
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
$5
*ahem*
$90
Holy crap, what did you do? That’s the highest I’ve seen
Also, $55
$65
105. Lol. Beat you all.
$145.
$175… oops?
$165 lol
$125
$200, motherfuckers! Perfect score!
(And that’s not even counting the value of the shit I stole back in the day, which puts it into “Weekend Vacation Money” territory.)
What have you young folk been doing with your time?
200 perfect score (stares shame in the face while trying not hit wall with face)
Jesus, I’m an idiot.
Maybe I should’ve paid more attention to my math work than doing all the naughty stuff.
bestnatesmithever:
forsakenrandomness:
crazymeowperson:
sohnis...
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
$5
*ahem*
$90
Holy crap, what did you do? That’s the highest I’ve seen
Also, $55
$65
105. Lol. Beat you all.
$145.
$175… oops?
$165 lol
$125
$200, motherfuckers! Perfect score!… Wait! $195! I’m bad at math!…
Wait, again! Just remembered an event. Yes, $200.
(And that’s not even counting the value of the shit I stole back in the day, which puts it into “Weekend Vacation Money” territory.)
What have you young folk been doing with your time?
bestnatesmithever:
forsakenrandomness:
crazymeowperson:
sohni...
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
$5
*ahem*
$90
Holy crap, what did you do? That’s the highest I’ve seen
Also, $55
$65
105. Lol. Beat you all.
$145.
$175… oops?
$165 lol
$125
$200, motherfuckers! Perfect score!… Wait! $195! I’m bad at math!
(And that’s not even counting the value of the shit I stole back in the day, which puts it into “Weekend Vacation Money” territory.)
What have you young folk been doing with your time?
What's some songs on your calm the f down playlist?
OK, I wrote down most of what I’ve got on my two playlists for when I need to do relaxing and decompressing. There’s a lot because I’m an indecisive fucker and I jump genres a lot because..I do. HOPE YOU ENJOY
(ps. can’t believe I forgot enya. orinoco flow is such a good time)
