Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

theramblingark:

christeenabean:

whatleighdoesnext:

wellthatsjustgreat:

annalisetries:

theshadlekoffs:

blastoffbabyboy:

bluegreen-marina:

mamaslittlecubs:

mustbeexhausting:

jennisgreenribbon:

disenchantedspoons:

forgottensoundofthunder:

luvyacantleaveya:

internalrenovations:

dogwithsharperteeth:

ryanjjohn:

hellababely:

i-swear-im-an-adult:

soulproprietorship:

leftoverfries:

istoleyourcats:

cursethecosmos:

thatwasnotveryravenofyou:

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem

cursethecosmos → blessthisuniverse 

istoleyourcats > yougivemedogs
I think either way I’m winning

Leftoverfries ➡ allyoucaneatburgers

Soulproprietorship ➡️ Bodypatronage

That sounds like I’m a purchaser of flesh.

I-swear-im-an-adult ➡ i-lied-im-a-child
(I mean…. that’s not entirely inaccurate sometimes)

Hellababely➡️extremelyhomely

Um.

dogwithsharperteeth –> catwithworndowngums

internalrenovations -> externalconstants

hateyougetthefuckouttamyface

RecalledSilenceofLightning.
(Sounds like a lamp store)

Enchantedforks

Ass’s red blanket

Can’t be refreshing?

Dadas big bears?

redorange-parkinglot?

touchdownoldlady

I don’t know how to do this. NOTtheshadlekoffs? 

Annalisegivesup.

That’s pretty fitting.

Well, That’s Not Good At All.

Nope. Not good at all.

The things Leigh didn’t do before… unintentionally deep

Jared wants me to write “christopher penis” because he thinks its hilarious.

“Be sure to write that I think its clever” -Jared

Thesilentdingy. Tiny water structure, no sound.

Nothing’s wrong. Everything’s fine.