David Vienna's Blog, page 190
March 18, 2016
March 17, 2016
davidvienna:
I decided to make my latest creative endeavor...
I decided to make my latest creative endeavor legit… well, as legit as it can be, anyway. Behold Ballin’ The News, now on The Facebook.
Shopping For Magic Wands At Ollivanders In Diagon Alley At Universal Studios
Wyatt: Oh! I want Harry Potter's wand.
Boone: I want Voldemort's.
Wife: Well, at least now we know which one is the evil twin.
“Curious indeed how these things happen. The wand chooses the...
“Curious indeed how these things happen. The wand chooses the wizard, remember.”
We’re at Hogwarts testing out our new wands.
We’re at Hogwarts testing out our new wands.
March 16, 2016
If an exhausted parent falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, can they finally get some...
If an exhausted parent falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, can they finally get some rest?
March 15, 2016
davidvienna:
A protester tried to rush the stage at a Donald...
A protester tried to rush the stage at a Donald Trump rally in Dayton, OH, and now the GOP front-runner claims that person has ties to ISIS. Plus, we learn what made the man who killed 6 people while on his shift with über snap.
Witness my terrible Trump impression!
March 14, 2016
Kellogg: Investigation underway after video surfaced of man urinating on assembly line
Snap, crackle, squish?
Yeah, so, there’s no way to make this palatable… no pun intended.
Someone peed on an assembly line carrying ingredients that would eventually become Rice Krispies and other snack stuff. Kellogg’s is saying all of the items are probably off the shelves by now, but they have to say that kind of stuff.
They’re investigating the incident now, but if you’re a fan of cereal that makes noise, I’d clear your cupboard.
March 12, 2016
He was already a heartbreaker, but Jesus. With his new...
He was already a heartbreaker, but Jesus. With his new cut… holy crap.
HOLY MOLY! Boone’s had long hair his whole life and this...
HOLY MOLY! Boone’s had long hair his whole life and this morning decided to go short. IT’S A NEW KID!
