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March 27, 2016

Woke up, hid plastic eggs around our community courtyard, got the boys up to hunt for eggs,...

Woke up, hid plastic eggs around our community courtyard, got the boys up to hunt for eggs, discovered in that small window of time someone made off with a quarter of the eggs. Not very Jesus-y, neighbors.

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Published on March 27, 2016 09:55

March 26, 2016

how2beadad:

The answer is probably still no.

by...



how2beadad:



The answer is probably still no.



by @thedaddycomplex



Hope springs infernal.

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Published on March 26, 2016 21:50

Me, my wife, the boys, and some friends are currently looking at...



Me, my wife, the boys, and some friends are currently looking at this view and doing some California dreamin’.

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Published on March 26, 2016 18:35

how2beadad:

True story.



how2beadad:



True story.



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Published on March 26, 2016 07:48

March 25, 2016

sealoom:

tvkun:

If this sin’t a sign I don’t know what to tell...





sealoom:



tvkun:



If this sin’t a sign I don’t know what to tell you



@amoraliste




If you believe in God (and more specifically Jesus), here are your signs. And they’re incredibly heavy-handed, too.

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Published on March 25, 2016 23:31

bestnatesmithever:

piscine-unrelated:

stephendann:

bestnatesmithever:

What if you died and went...

bestnatesmithever:



piscine-unrelated:



stephendann:



bestnatesmithever:



What if you died and went to Heaven and you were the only one there



Shout “Dad! I’m home” as loud as you can?



This gives me an idea. Need to noodle it a bit. 




Are you still noodling?



“Looks like walking the line between vacantly pious asshole and opinionated dick was the right play.”

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Published on March 25, 2016 23:27

Date Night

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Published on March 25, 2016 10:45

March 24, 2016

Look at him sitting there, so innocent and pure, totally unaware...



Look at him sitting there, so innocent and pure, totally unaware that just a few feet away I’m quietly eating the last of his leftover Valentine’s Day candy.

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Published on March 24, 2016 16:29

davidvienna:

Garry Shandling is dead. This is awful. I’ll tell...



davidvienna:



Garry Shandling is dead. This is awful. I’ll tell you why.


Yes, he’s that politician guy from the Iron Man movies or whatever. But, that’s not his greatest contribution. It’s not hyperbole to say, if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t have shows like Veep and The Daily Show and Entourage and all reality shows and pretty much every other comedy on television. That’s because he literally changed comedy forever with two shows.


It’s Garry Shandling’s Show dissected the standard half-hour sitcom, often breaking the fourth wall and calling out specific tropes and insights, which pretty much no other show before had ever done.


The Larry Sanders Show skewered not only the world of late night talk shows, but celebrities in general, allowing real stars to play fictionalized or at least embellished versions of themselves behind the scenes. And it was all done within an actual late night talk show.


If you’re not familiar with these shows, please go track them down and watch them.


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Published on March 24, 2016 14:08

The boys are signing up for an animation class...

Prepare for some batshit nonsensical cartoons.

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Published on March 24, 2016 13:16