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Saturday Film Series

Remember, what happens in Evil Editor's Shorts . . .

Stays in Evil Editor's Shorts.

At least until laundry day.

New Beginning 649

Come, Cynthia. There is not much time. The faster we are, the better it will be.

Cynthia peeked into the entryway before creeping forward. The stained glass windows barely glowed in pre-dawn light. She glanced behind her at the faint sound of servants preparing breakfast. Taking a deep breath, she smoothed the ruffled pinafore she had put on in haste. The pink glass of the door's window cast rosy light onto her as she reached for the handle. Muscles tensed as she prepared to hear her mother’s ter

Cartoon 406

Caption: anon.

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Face-Lift 642

Guess the Plot

justice/vengeance

1. e. e. cummings is back . . .
and this time it's personal.

2. ((Ida - sister)/(grief + rage)) * mistrial + 3months*((new evidence + trial)/(shooting range + sniper rifle)) + 2years*(appeals /martial arts training) + (murderer free / training complete) = justice/vengeance: A Vigilante Mathematician Story

3. The telecommunication industry is in a shambles, having been targeted for reprisals by a renegade band of philologists who blame cell-phone texting for the younge

Cartoon 405

Caption: Evil Editor

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Writing Exercise

It's time for Evil Editor's annual visit to his psychiatrist. You may recall his previous visit, the results of which were posted June 22, 2008. Deadline: Sunday, 10 AM eastern. Maximum words: 300.[image error]

New Beginning 648

I walk into homeroom. Mrs. Jasper’s sitting at her desk, smiling and watching the morning announcements. Half the class’s attention is on the announcer, my best friend Brandon, the rest speak amongst themselves. I look for my boyfriend’s familiar face in the four seats back in the third row, but he’s not there.

The moment I notice his absence my phone vibrates in my pocket. I fish it out and a little envelope sits happily on the screen. I tap the screen. The message opens:
SiSi, i kno that this is

Cartoon 404

Caption: Clarkkers

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Face-Lift 641

Guess the Plot

Drinkers

1. To hear them tell it, the drinkers at Cara's Tavern were all big shots in their day, running banks and shady spying operations. But Cara knows they are what they always were: lushes. When these men and women organize to protest the city's new beer tax, hilarity ensues.

2. Four frat boys wander into a strange bar and challenge four other men to a drinking contest. After a while, it becomes clear that these men are satyrs. The frat boys win, but it turns out satyrs are sore

Cartoon 403

Caption: Anon.

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