Evil Editor's Blog, page 442
June 6, 2009
Saturday Film Series
Some of you have seen these films, as I produced them for another blog, but as I'm low on material or feeling lazy, I'll post them here for the first time.
The task in the first film was to read something completely bland and make it sound sexy. The task in the second film was to read something sexy and make it sound unsexy.
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Book Chat
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June 5, 2009
Face-Lift 640
Guess the Plot
Tinkers
1. Someone has been urinating in the chili served at the school cafeteria. It's a mystery, until ace detective Jake Bolshoi turns up a gang of kindergarten punks who call themselves . . . the Tinkers.
2. Bobby Simmons always wondered what crazy gadgets old man Tinkers invented in his basement. When a dare compels Bobby to break into the curmudgeon's house, he discovers . . . a meth lab!
3. The rant-radio hosts were right about a certain Teletubby warping the minds of preschool
Cartoon 401
Caption: Anon.Your caption on the next cartoon! Link in sidebar.
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June 4, 2009
Writing Exercise
Write a scene in which a high school English teacher is out sick and the class discovers that their substitute teacher is Evil Editor. Deadline Sunday, 10 AM eastern. Max 300 words.[image error]
Book Chat News
The auction of the August book chat has concluded.
The August book will be Cold Moon Rising, by C.T. Adams and Cathy Clamp. It's a paranormal romance starring a hitman who's also a werewolf. Could this have gone any better? Only if it also has sharks.
The book hits bookstores August 4. It's available for pre-order now ($6.99). Ms. Clamp has a couple advance copies she could send to someone who discovers they can't get the book for one reason or another.
This is book 7 of a series. I don't think the
New Beginning 646
Hagai woke with a book attached to his face. He peeled it off and found his glasses where they’d fallen nearby. Page 91 of Lushita’s City was ruined. It was wrinkled by sweat, the words faded – probably imprinted on his face in reverse. Aunt Booker wouldn’t be happy with him, but who was?
With a groan, he stood and shuffled to the dresser – the only furniture in the room other than his sleep pad. He took out the neatly folded shirt and pants from their respective stacks and put them on. While he
With a groan, he stood and shuffled to the dresser – the only furniture in the room other than his sleep pad. He took out the neatly folded shirt and pants from their respective stacks and put them on. While he
Cartoon 400!
Caption: Anon.Your caption on the next cartoon! Link in sidebar.
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June 3, 2009
Face-Lift 639
Guess the Plot
93 Degrees North
1. Gary Stale dreamt of traveling to the arctic and standing at the very top of the earth. After his retirement, his dream turns into reality and he makes a chilling discovery--A hovering spaceship that is the source of the northern lights.
2. On earth, there exists a portal that crosses into another dimension--A portal that rests at 93 degrees north. When an exploration team crosses over and gets lost, can they survive "Dark Earth" long enough to make it home?
3. Wha
Cartoon 399
Caption: anon.Your caption on the next cartoon! Link in sidebar.
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