Evil Editor's Blog, page 357
February 19, 2010
Cartoon 582
Published on February 19, 2010 04:11
February 18, 2010
Winter Olympics Photo Caption Contest
Published on February 18, 2010 21:32
Writing Exercise

Evil Editor asks you to take over his blog for a week while he's on vacation. When he returns he asks for a full report. Write the scene.
300 words max; deadline Sunday, 10 AM eastern.
Published on February 18, 2010 21:19
Face-Lift 732

Guess the Plot
Embero: The Last Dragon
1. The last dragon embryo on earth is about to be used in a stem-cell research experiment. Can Pat Robertson save it, or will the godless heathens of the Democratic party win the day?
2. Nadine reluctantly accepts the task of protecting the Last Dragon from the bloodthirsty armies of the kingdom of Embero. But as Nadine gets better acquainted with the dragon, she falls in love with him and dreams of a future together--if they can survive that long.
3. Embero...
Published on February 18, 2010 19:48
Face-Lift 731

Guess the Plot
After the Apocalypse
1. It's dark, it smells bad, and it's impossible to get a decent cup of coffee.
2. Having successfully wiped out most of humankind, the devils throw the best party of all time, themed "After the Apocalypse". Party favors? Charred human remains. Then the last human survivors, riding elephants a la Alexander the Great, crash the party with disastrous precision. Can Moorpunchspikeeg save her party and her devilmates?
3. For centuries the tribes have been dying out...
Published on February 18, 2010 06:56
Cartoon 581
Published on February 18, 2010 03:53
February 17, 2010
New Beginning 729
Six weeks earlier, a doctor had given me less than two months to live. It wasn't a formal diagnosis, as such -- more of a threat. His wife was beside me at the time, and neither of us had expected him home so early.
I'm the type to sleep right through the alarm, dead to the world, but there's something about the cool, dry click of a hammer being pulled back that cuts right through the sweetest of dreams and it had me instantly awake. It was still dark. I could smell cigar smoke and whisky -- a...
I'm the type to sleep right through the alarm, dead to the world, but there's something about the cool, dry click of a hammer being pulled back that cuts right through the sweetest of dreams and it had me instantly awake. It was still dark. I could smell cigar smoke and whisky -- a...
Published on February 17, 2010 05:43
Cartoon 580
Published on February 17, 2010 03:51
February 16, 2010
Face-Lift 730

Guess the Plot
The Minion and the Mistress
1. Miss Snark. Dave. Mrs. V. Khazar. Buffysquirrel. Anon. 150. Their lives, loves and personal perversions are all laid bare in Evil Editor's memoirs.
2. Fearing that the girl he wants as a mistress will run away, the demon king assigns one of his minions--a giant troll--to guard her. But he didn't count on the girl falling in love with the troll! Will she bash the troll's head in and flee, or will she stick around for true love?
3. When chef and part-ti...
Published on February 16, 2010 06:13
Cartoon 579
Published on February 16, 2010 03:30
Evil Editor's Blog
- Evil Editor's profile
- 6 followers
Evil Editor isn't a Goodreads Author
(yet),
but they
do have a blog,
so here are some recent posts imported from
their feed.
