Evil Editor's Blog, page 359

Valentine's Date Photo Caption Contest Winners

Below are the winning captions. Click on the photos for a larger view.

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Caption: Whirlochre

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Caption: Anonymous


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Caption: Marissa Doyle

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Caption: Whirlochre

Face-Lift 730

Guess the Plot

Bouncing Apostrophe

1. ' , ' , ' , ',',',',,,,

2. Its a Wo'nderful Life meets ... I mean Its a Wonderful Li'fe meets ... Sorry, meant to say Its a W'onderfu'l L'ife Me'ets ... Goddammit, stop that!!!

3. It's a happy 'story about a punctuation mark that u'sed to be unhappy with it's lot in life. But now it bounce's about all over the place, announcing to everyone, "Here come's an S!"

4. A FORMER TELEGRAPH OPERATOR WORKS SECURITY IN A SCOTTISH POETS APOSTROPHE BAR WHERE THE MORSE CO...

Cartoon 577

Caption: Anon.

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Writing Exercise

Unsuccessful in his attempt to make a Valentine's Day restaurant reservation, Evil Editor has yet to reveal this fact to his date. And the day has arrived. That's the setup; you write the scene. Max words: 300. Deadline: Sunday, 10 AM eastern.[image error]

New Beginning 727

Sophie, in an uncharacteristic burst of the poetic, probably brought on by the soothing effects of the painkillers, declared that she wanted to call the twins Castor and Pollux. Fortunately Brian Hummel, her acquaintance of four years (and seven months), who knew well the trauma that a hastily chosen name could cause, having answered to "Bumhole" for most of his life for no better reason than his maternal great-grandfather being also Brian, quickly persuaded her otherwise with the certain...

Cartoon 576

Caption: Anon.

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Face-Lift 729

Guess the Plot

Finding Forest

1. Halia is a wild fairy, who lives in the scrub oak forests above Los Angeles. When wildfires burn through her grove, she must seek a new home. Also, a talking owl.

2. When a dead teen is revealed to be a robot, Forest and his friends wonder what's going on. Then the robot's creator comes to town. Is he here to repair the robot? Is he here to destroy the community? Or is he interested only in . . . Finding Forest?

3. Problem after problem thwart Yvonne's search for ...

Cartoon 575

Caption: Anon.

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New Beginning 726

My hands are clamped around the scrawny neck of a squirming thirteen year old boy. From the corner of my eye I see a kid who is high up in the air stomping on his desk. He screams "EIEIO, and on his FARM he had a PIG, EIEIO…WITH A…" he screeches out pig oinks. I have been in my classroom for four seconds. The kid between my hands pasted a girl in the face as I walked in the door. She is bawling, head down, on her arms folded on her desk. The kid in my hands is looking at me wide eyed and open...