Evil Editor's Blog, page 339

Feedback Request

Third time's the charm? The author of the query featured in Face-Lift 660 has posted a new version in the comments there, and awaits your input.

Face-Lift 755

Guess the Plot

The Burning Times

1. Prince Simmon had a comfortable life until his 13th birthday when King Varin's manservant took him to the feral district to become a man. Since that night, Simmon has suffered sporadic inflammation and irritation. Can the kingdom's alchemists find a cure, or must Simmon forever endure . . . The Burning Times?

2. Eli's sinister laugh could hardly be heard over the crackling flames that licked the piles of LA Times newspapers. It was a promise of what was to co...

Face-Lift 753

Guess the Plot

The Burning Times

1. Prince Simmon had a comfortable life until his 13th birthday when King Varin's manservant took him to the feral district to become a man. Since that night, Simmon has suffered sporadic inflammation and irritation. Can the kingdom's alchemists find a cure, or must Simmon forever endure . . . The Burning Times?

2. Eli's sinister laugh could hardly be heard over the crackling flames that licked the piles of LA Times newspapers. It was a promise of what was to co...

Cartoon 620

Caption: anon.

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Feedback Request

The query featured in Face-Lift 735 has a new version in the comments there. The author would like your opinion.

Feedback Request

The query featured in Face-Lift 752 has a new version in the comments there. The author would like your opinion.

Face-Lift 754

Guess the Plot

Eden's Rat

1. When the serpent decides that what he really wants to do is direct, he entrusts a lowly rodent with the role of tempting Eve.

2. Ricky has had it. The snake gets all the press, but who do you think did all the work?

3. What, you thought we didn't show up until the plague? Wrong, my friend--we've been around since Eden. A chronicle of our fecal deposits to prove it.

4. At last, the inside story of the Fall of Man, by the guy who bet the serpent five bucks he couldn't ...

Cartoon 619

Caption: Anon.

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New Beginning 744

The bank robber was wearing a heavy-duty bulletproof vest,but that didn't do him any good against the lightning bolts.

When the thief came running out of the bank's front doors, Cobalt hit him with electrical blasts from both hands, sending him reeling to the ground. The man was wearing his body armor over black coveralls, with a full-face motorcycle helmet on his head and a submachine gun slung across his chest. He'd been intent on the four racing motorcycles lined up at the curb and hadn't s...

Cartoon 618

Caption: Anon.

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