Jason Bitner's Blog, page 9

Sorry I Tried to Help

Found this after a party.

Bananafish

I found this in a used copy of J.D Salinger's Nine Stories. I had been looking for a copy of the book for an essay I had to write for university and found this tucked in the back with an old bus pass.

4 Ice Cream

Here in New Zealand $5 should be good for a substantial 3 scoop icecream cone. Not sure if it'll get you much in the way of drugs. I'm sorry to say it was used for neither.

Now What?

I found this while bar-hopping downtown one night and, given my condition, thought it was deeply perplexing.

Mother's Guilt

My friend, Kathleen, and I found this floating around on an elementary school playground.

Moose Hunting Party

Another school yard find.

Future Plans

After rummaging through some stuff earlier this week, I came across this.

Every Time It Rains

I discovered this back-and-forth note at work in a recycling facility.

Minister's List

I found this list lying on the ground in a nearby alley.

Cake in the Face

Found this outside my apartment while walking my dog in the morning.