Jason Bitner's Blog, page 11

Great Day

Found this in the hallway; it made my day a little greater.

AwesomeCat

Found this taped to a four-way stop sign in my neighborhood.

Open Immediately

This was a letter I found on the street that had no sender or address, just the phrase "Open Immediately," and was dated 11/1/70. It reads:

Monsieur,

You have to help me, you have no doubt heard of the difficulties I have been having recently and of the very serious crisis I now find myself in. I want you first to know that everything you might have heard against me is false. I have always tried to lead an honest life, I think, moreover, that you know my work; you certainly know that I dedicate myself to it entirely, but the situation now is at an almost intolerable point and I don't think I will be able to stand it much longer, which is why I ask you, why I implore you to answer me as quickly as possible. I am sorry to bother you, but
I have to find someway out of this situation.

Nipple Butter

Found at a gas pump on Valentine's Day, 2011. Seemed like someone was going to get a kinky holiday surprise, but a quick Google search for "nipple butter" revealed something quite different that what I had assumed.

Rough Childhood

While my family and I were walking on a trail I found this letter in some tall grass.

Nail Studies

On my first day teaching a foundation art class at George Mason University I found these fingernail sketches on the sidewalk. They appear to be plans for designs to be painted on fingernails. The note on top reads, "Rainbow." The designs tend to feature the top of the nail. There are floral elements and lots of dots. Two studies show a heart that reverses position. Would this have symbolized coming or departing loves?

Satan's Taquitoes

Found this on the street in front of my work. It has some Christmas tape on it that maybe held it to the toaster oven in question. Not sure how hot Satan's crotch is. I don't think I want to find out.

The Funnest Day of Your Life

I found this in the snow around the corner from my house. I hope the owner's teacher was able to enjoy this before I found it!

Since Today

I find it very funny that Chris has liked her since "today" . . . it's almost as if he just decided out of the blue to like her.

Just Drunk

I found this outside of a Walmart.