Jason Bitner's Blog, page 14
March 21, 2011
With Vigor
I bartend at a restaurant and worked a private party for an OB/GYN group. They left these notes behind on a table. Some of them I can't understand or make out. My favorite note by far is "Masturbating vigorously on the basement floor."
Dear Sam
Whilst cleaning up where I work I stumbled upon this gem of a love letter. I've been trying to find Sam ever since but alas to no avail. I like to think he had already received this letter and rushed into the arms of his new love so fast that he dropped the letter.
March 20, 2011
Txtin Her
I found this near a middle school.
Trailer Life
This was one of many photocopied photos I found at a playground; this is my favorite.
March 17, 2011
Zack's Masterpiece
I found this in my English teacher's classroom.
Beware of Gremlins
Found on the last stall of the Ladies' restroom at a wedding.
March 16, 2011
From Heaven to Earth
I found this in a local public library.
Possibly Love
Found this walking to the train after school.
March 15, 2011
Weird and Sloppy
It was on the door across the hall from my place when I woke up this morning.
Over It Tonight
We found this in the bathroom at work that we share with another business. It was on the floor next to the toilet.
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