Jason Bitner's Blog, page 18

Soup Rainbow

I was walking through the grocery store one Sunday when I saw this paper on one of the recently stocked aisles. Obviously someone wasn't too sure on the correct procedure for stacking cans and boxes and needed some help. What I loved the most was the rainbow at the end if they completed the task correctly.

Crappy Day

I found this one afternoon when I arrived to open up the bar I work out. The bar's custodian left it by the register. Poor guy.

Love U Babe

I was working and was about to clean up the store when I saw this on the ground.

Ashley Undermines

This was lying on the floor of our high school theater.

You Never Kiss Me

Found on the sidewalk in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood.

The Pickle Industry Conspiracy

This fell out of a random book at Housing Works Bookstore. It's written on party rental store stationary, so clearly someone is looking for his big break. I hope this wasn't the only copy.

Looking Dam Good

I'm a real estate agent and sometimes I find stuff in empty houses left behind by previous owners or tenants. This is one such find.

True Gamer, the Early Years

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Now I Am Upset

I've had this for a while, I think it must have dropped out of a neighbour's school file or something. I think they were just bored in class reading the poems of R.S Thomas (a Welsh poet). My favourite part is "school bus, yeah!" and also the fact that R.S Thomas is immediately upset by the fact that children like buses.

Sort It Out

I found this to-do list on the floor of the medical library at the university. My favourite is "Stop attacking girls you don't fancy."