Jason Bitner's Blog, page 17

Latte Love

I found this on my car one morning.

Drop Script

Found this on the street in my apartment complex while walking back from the laundry room.

Do Not Rap

I found this at my son's high school during open house. It was crumpled and crammed into the bottom of a desk/chair. I would not have found it if I had not dropped my pen.

The Timeline of Love

Found outside the Grand Rapids Art Museum while attending the Princess Diana exhibit.

College Times

I found this in a very old, worn-out book (Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw) at a second-hand book fair. We couldn't find out the date unfortunately, but it says "41" at the back. We think they were college students on a picnic.

99 Apples

Found outside the Herron School of Art & Design building entrance where all the art students smoke.

Can't Have Anything Good

Found this at school, near the lockers.

Silver Is Cheaper than Gold

Rescued from the recycle bin - I wonder if the writer kept to this meticulous schedule, and if Justin appreciated the writer doing the homework for him.

Antique Evaluation

There is a filing cabinet that is empty except for the bottom two drawers. No one in the office knows whose it is, or what it was used for, so no one touches it.

Except for me.

Bathroom Etiquitte

I found this taped to a bathroom door.