Jason Bitner's Blog, page 16

Hit and Run

Last night the big ice storm hit us, sadly we had to slip and slide to class. It was HORRIBLE. I have NEVER seen it this bad before. I finally made it home, called my boss, told him i didn't want to drive anywhere, ordered pizza and was about to march up to my warm cozy bedroom. Then, one of my roommates "had to show me something." They informed me of a note that they just found on my car. My poor beat up Cavalier is parked out side of our house on the street covered in an inch of ice. This is why I didn't want to go to work in the first place!

You Sexy Thing

Gotta love a love note written in crayon!

Afternoon Delight

My roommate walked into a bathroom and found this note.

Captain's Log

My friends and I found this in the ocean-front villa we stayed in on Bimini island.

Boxer Bandit

I found this while doing my laundry at school.

What About Kelly

I'm a teacher in a middle school and found this note passed between two boys left in my room. Gotta love person #2's honesty, even though he didn't even come close to answering the question.

Brig o'Doon

I was about to spend this magnificent Scottish five pound note on some bananas when I noticed that someone had taken exception to the portrayal of Scotland's national poet and Brigadoon, the site of his most famous poem.

Sad Sex Sleep Disorder

This card was found in an ashtray in the Copenhagen Airport. There were several other cards but they were mostly burned up.

Your Ex

I was stocking chips at the grocery store, and I found this sticky note in a case of chips with a rose.

I With

Saw this tiny 2-inch notebook in a shopping cart with this sad message and little drawings. There were also several pages that said "I love."