Jason Bitner's Blog, page 80

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Found in bush next to the sidewalk.

Kelly Clarkson (5:02PM)

I found this on the desk of one of the interns at my office. In all honesty I have no idea what this could possibly mean.

Ross the Boss

I work in a tattoo shop that is closed on Sundays and Mondays. One Tuesday morning, I arrived at work early to find this note folded into a "paper football" and wedged underneath our door. We never found out who left us the note but I held onto it ever since. The end of the message makes reference to a very obvious skid-mark that this generous fellow left on our front walkway after discovering that we were inconveniently closed when he arrived. The skid-mark is still there to this day.

Hey ASSHOLE!!!!

Whoever wrote this was pissed off. Funny part is how small the piece of paper is. It must've have been really late and this is all he could find to write on.

Looking Good

Today as I was leaving the mall I felt extremely thirsty so I stopped at a vending machine in the parking deck of the mall. As I reached down to get my soda I noticed this paper folded inside the soda retrieval area. It made my day.

Magical Burrito

If it doesn't flush, try breaking it up into smaller pieces.

Christmas Rapping

Found this in the sleeve of a record I bought from a local thrift store. The record was the single "In the Spirit" by Twilight 22, an 80's rap song with a Christmas theme.

Tay in deep SH**!!

I found this crammed in the back of a dresser in a hotel room I was doing maintenance in.

Winked on the Way Down

I found this little gem as I was filling my gas tank this morning.

Lame Andrew

I found this treasure in a library book on love in Dante's Paradiso. It made my research prosess much more enjoyable and entertaining.