Jason Bitner's Blog, page 83

Raisinets Not Working

I'm not sure which image I like better, the lazy Raisinets, just laying around and not working, or the trusty Raisinet technician, showing up with a toolbox to get those darn Raisinets working again!

Generic Asshole

I found this in my driveway one morning. At first I was really alarmed, and paranoid because I thought it was really aimed at me, but when I calmed down I realized it didn't make sense: I am not a Generic Asshole. And I have my own parking space. I liked it because I have often wanted to write a note such as this and now I don't have to. I'm going to copies and leave on windshields when needed.

Blood on the Floor

Found this little gem on the sidewalk. My friends and I found it strange that the writer shows no concern about the blood or the fact that the recipient was strangely still "sleeping" in the middle of the day, and instead was worried about feeling unloved themselves. Huh?

Ladies' Man

I found this treasure walking in the Potrero area of San Francisco. My friends and I find it totally charming and hilarious. We're laying bets on the era it's from.

Sitting in the Stink

The shelter where I work received a large donation of school supplies for the kids living here, and this happy gem was found in a partially-used notebook.

Filthy Uvula

Found in a Waffle House bathroom at 1:52am.

Advice for Dad

I found this in a book entitled "Violence and the Sacred;" I'm not sure if that makes the note funnier or not. As a dad myself, I think the advice is pretty astute, though.

Beautiful Day for Fish

He looks very content with where he is in life right now; it's wonderful to see that. I also love that every thing seems to be one shade of blue or another... his shirt, pants, the water, his hat, the sky.

Chinese Ballet

I found this on the sidewalk outside of Bazini's.

Mmm, Great White

I found this on a family walk.