Jason Bitner's Blog, page 77

Jelousy Loves BomBom

Asking the love of her life what she did differently the last time they did the nasty.

A Potion

I opened my chemistry textbook last September and out fell this note card. Maybe someone had just sniffed a whole bunch of chemicals, but it certainly looked like they had some crazy plans.

Friendly Neighborhood A-Hole

I found this way back in 2006, when I was living in the Rittenhouse Sq. area of Philly. It was on the sidewalk in front of my apartment building, and I stood there looking around for any potentially hazardous spots. There were none. I also spent a lot of time trying to decipher the word before 'sidewalk' in the first line. Covered? Covened? Couonod? I know you were pissed and your ankle was probably killing you, but c'mon guy, help us out here.

Go With Kale

Found this on my way to the cafeteria.

Unknown Visitor

My mom and I returned to her house after shopping one day to find this photo lying upside down quite neatly on the wooden border of her garden. The back reads "to Elena, my best friend in the whole world Becca '79' ."

My folks have lived in that house since 1983 and raised all three of us girls there, and we have known most of our neighbors. Nevertheless, Mom and I racked our brains for a neighbor that looked anything like this girl or was named Elena or Becca and couldn't come up with ...

I've Missed Too Many Places

My friend and I were riding bikes and wound up riding by this dumpster with tons of stuff overflowing out of it and boxes and boxes next to it.

Autumn Love

Not sure why this one got my attention in a used book store but opening it landed it in my grocery bag to take home.

Free Flushes

Found this on my walk to school. Wonder why the bear is so formally dressed, or what sort of "flushes" he's offering.

Abe Shag

Someone I served left this on my table; of course I put it back into circulation.

Sarah, Full of Light

About 20 years ago I purchased an old dresser from a thrift store, The ARC. I didn't look in the drawers when I made the purchase. When I got home I found this lovely young lady in the top drawer. For some reason I call her Sarah.