Jason Bitner's Blog, page 66

Kinky Mad Lib

Found this remnant of a note on my way to work. The perfect mad lib.

What Does He Have

Written on an air sickness bag.

Don't Even Want This Bike Back

We found this sticking to a movie poster at our local theater. Working as an over-night janitor, I tend to find pretty random things, but this has to be the oddest. No number or address, so the kid really doesn't want his bike back. He just wants the thief to feel his hatred.

Bugel Boy

Someone had already propped this photo up on the advertising board but I couldn't resist taking it. It is labeled "Cole" on the back and this looks like a photo that they will bring out when he is older to show to his girlfriend to humiliate him. I'm glad my parents were too cheap to ever have an "old time photo" taken of me.

The Family Portait

I found this by a computer in a college library. This seems like the inaccurate stereotype that people have about Arkansas.

This Morning, I've Changed

I found this letter/poem rolled up like a cigarette wedged between two cobblestones in downtown Gainesville. I suspect (and hope) this letter was never delivered, that it's desperate author nervously rolled it up and discarded it.

Rumors and Calc Shit

I've been trying to figure out who John and Carol are, but there are six Carols and 14 Johns at my school.

Habitual Moronic Redundant Meaningless How? Questions?

Found on a park bench on a trip to Canada. There was a big stack of these, all the same, front and back.

I Hav Kile You

I picked up this diary in the children's section of a thrift store. In the first page of this comic, the raccoon tells the other guy that his lunch is yucky. Apparently, the other guy really knew how to defend his lunch.

We Want Taco's

Found on sidewalk.