Jason Bitner's Blog, page 70

In Case He's Faking

It was lying in the hallway of an apartment building I was helping my brother move into.

I Ask That Some Girl Will Open This Up

This young man clearly suffers from "nice guy" syndrome, and is driven to leave notes promoting his own worthiness for any girl who might come along. I'm particularly heart-broken by the passage at the end, in which he says he doesn't believe in abusing girls.

I'm Hairy

I found this in the recycle bin in my French class.

Hello Kitty Rules

I found this on the street after garbage day. I assume it strayed from the recycling bin and onto the curb where I found it. I pity this girl's future boyfriends.

F*KSHITUP

I found this on the streets of SF when I was living there sometime around 1995-1998. I hope whoever created it is still running amok.

Big Van

This appears to be a homework assignment or a class exercise. Not sure what questions 3 & 4 would be.

Time for More

This note was folded in neat little quarters, with "To: Eric" written on the outside front and back. Even with the careful labeling, it got lost in a Metro station. She sounds so wistful ... hope she and Eric had time for more than just texts!

On the Subject of Myself

Thin thighs as it turns out, are the only important thing in life.

Archaics, Part 2

My former boss's mother died. Along with some other possessions of hers he donated boxes of her painting materials that I helped myself to. Among the chewed paint tubes, leaves of paper and stuff that I rummaged through I happened to find these odd photographs; I suppose the artist was using them for reference.

Archaics, Part 1

My former boss's mother died. Along with some other possessions of hers he donated boxes of her painting materials that I helped myself to. Among the chewed paint tubes, leaves of paper and stuff that I rummaged through I happened to find these odd photographs; I suppose the artist was using them for reference.