Anne - Books of My Heart

“What'd you do to your face?" she asks, folding her arms. I touch my chin. "I grew a beard." "Well ungrow it. It looks like a vagina from a 1970s porn film.”
― Emma Chase, Appealed

“Where to now?" I asked.
"Hold on," Robert said. "I'm still . . . coming to terms with your mode of transportation."
"Take your time," I nudged Cuddles, turning her to give him a better view. Cuddles flicked her ears, lifted her feet, and pranced. Oh dear God.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“Maybe I could help with some of the wedding stuff, too.”

Sidney laughed, then saw Vaughn frown. “ Wait — you’re being serious?”

He shrugged. “Sure, why not?”

“No offense, but you don’t exactly exude a ‘wedding planning’ vibe.”

“And thank God for that. But I think I can manage a few tasks. How hard could it be to pick a photographer? Or a band? Just ask them if they plan to play ‘Y.M.C.A.’ or that annoying Kool and the Gang song. If they say no, they’re hired.”
― Julie James, It Happened One Wedding

“Are you carrying gold?" I asked sweetly.
He frowned.
"No? Silver? Lead? Copper?" I made big, innocent eyes at him. "A girl out in the brush doesn't need credit chits, Mr. House Gray. What do you have in your pockets that's worth my hospitality?"

One of the Neds coughed, and I realised that could have been taken in a very different manner.

Abraham flashed me a wicked smile.

"Don't flatter yourself," I said before he opened his mouth.”
― Devon Monk, House Immortal