Transmetropolitan, Vol. 2 Quotes

“...You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under their bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about this fucking city-- LIES ARE NEWS AND TRUTH IS OBSOLETE!”
― Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 2: Lust for Life

“We may have been crazed, strange and entirely too eager to find new things to have sex with - but we went out to preserve great chunks of this planet's cultures and we damned well did it with some style”
― Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 2: Lust for Life

“And someone, somewhere, is saying What the fuck? Why not?”
― Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 2: Lust for Life

“Think about it; the quicktank is given a job most of us would laugh out of town. Build a sophisticated camera capable of full 3-D input and peripheral pickup, using only water and jelly.
Build an eye.”
― Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 2: Lust for Life

“You want to go out to dinner sometime?

Sorry, no. I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead.”
― Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 2: Lust for Life

“Yesterday, here in the middle of the City, I saw a wolf turn into a Russian ex-gymnast and hand over a business card that read YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRANSHUMAN SECURITY WHORE! STERILIZED INNARDS! ACCEPTS ALL CREDIT CARDS to a large man who had trained attack cancers on his face and possessed seventy-five indentured Komodo Dragons instead of legs. And they had sex. Right in front of me. And six of the Komodo Dragons spat napalm on my new shoes.”
― Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 2: Lust for Life

“It was like washing down a bucket of peyote with a vatful of absinthe.”
― Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 2: Lust for Life