Under the Bus Quotes

“Your little buddy just gave me the greatest
   Christmas gift I've ever gotten.”
― Kyle Keyes, Under the Bus

“I told you she was doing all four of 'em.”
― Kyle Keyes, Under the Bus

“That was a hell of a shot!”
― Kyle Keyes, Under the Bus

“Donde, he offered a piece of candy to a little
   boy.”
― Kyle Keyes, Under the Bus

“Phil, we're the laughing stock of the nation,"
    said Hobbs Creek mayor to police chief, "We
    have a cop who faints at the sight of blood!”
― Kyle Keyes, Under the Bus

“Happy Birthday, Sweetheart.”
― Kyle Keyes, Under the Bus

“where there's a Clark, there's a Lewis”
― Kyle Keyes, Under the Bus

“We're selling vacuum cleaners.”
― Kyle Keyes, Under the Bus