The Graveyard Shift Quotes

“If your path demands that you walk through hell, walk as though you own the place.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“If each day is a gift, can I return last Monday?”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“You only need to find yourself. Everything else can be Googled. —Meme”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“You only need to find yourself. Everything else can be Googled.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same, and that’s why life is hard.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“He scraped a hand down his face. “Fuck.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“I didn’t want you to see this.” He put his hand on the transparent barrier. “See what, baby?” Her chin quivered, and she looked away. “What I have become.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“Fifty shades of cray. —Coffee Mug”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“What (and I can’t stress this enough) the fuck? —T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“Real men won’t break your heart, they’ll break your headboard.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“When you are with your best friend, it doesn’t matter whose idea it was as long as your alibis match.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“But did you die? —Motivational Poster”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“What (and I can’t stress this enough) the fuck?”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“Do you know what it’s like sitting in public with a five-year-old who drinks black coffee and reads Stephen King? So many glares. So, so many glares.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same, and that's why life is hard.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift

“Bacon: Duct tape for food.”
― Darynda Jones, The Graveyard Shift