Uh-oh Quotes

“If I don't have time to live my life well the first time, when am I going to find the time to go back and live it over?”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-Oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem. If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire – then you’ve got a problem. Everything else is an inconvenience. Life is inconvenient. Life is lumpy. A lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat and a lump in the breast are not the same kind of lump. One needs to learn the difference.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“But it does no good--solves nothing--to distance myself from the front lines of human need by using the mail as a safe shelter. I believe that serving the best ends of humanity means getting out in the middle of it just as it is, not staying home writing checks and thinking hopeful thoughts. The world does not need tourists who ride by in a bus clucking their tongues. The world as it is needs those who will love it enough to change it, with what they have, where they are. And you're damned right that's idealistic. No apology. When idealism goes into the trash as junk mail, we're finished.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-Oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“There is a tree. At the downhill edge of a long, narrow field in the western foothills of the La Sal Mountains -- southeastern Utah. A particular tree. A juniper. Large for its species -- maybe twenty feet tall and two feet in diameter. For perhaps three hundred years this tree has stood its ground. Flourishing in good seasons, and holding on in bad times. "Beautiful" is not a word that comes to mind when one first sees it. No naturalist would photograph it as exemplary of its kind. Twisted by wind, split and charred by lightning, scarred by brushfires, chewed on by insects, and pecked by birds. Human beings have stripped long strings of bark from its trunk, stapled barbed wire to it in using it as a corner post for a fence line, and nailed signs on it on three sides: NO HUNTING; NO TRESPASSING; PLEASE CLOSE THE GATE. In commandeering this tree as a corner stake for claims of rights and property, miners and ranchers have hacked signs and symbols in its bark, and left Day-Glo orange survey tape tied to its branches. Now it serves as one side of a gate between an alfalfa field and open range. No matter what, in drought, flood heat and cold, it has continued. There is rot and death in it near the ground. But at the greening tips of its upper branches and in its berrylike seed cones, there is yet the outreach of life.

I respect this old juniper tree. For its age, yes. And for its steadfastness in taking whatever is thrown at it. That it has been useful in a practical way beyond itself counts for much, as well. Most of all, I admire its capacity for self-healing beyond all accidents and assaults. There is a will in it -- toward continuing to be, come what may.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“Life is—and we are—byproducts of combustion. Imagination turned to form and finally, memory.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“The pig was so earnest. So sincere. So very “there.” The pig brought gravity and mythic import to this well-worn fairy tale.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“What does it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire—then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience. Life is inconvenient. Life is lumpy. “Learn to separate the inconveniences from the real problems. You will live longer.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“I’m not often aware that I am happy. But I often remember that I have been happy.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“If I don't have time to live my life right the first time, when am I going to find the time to go back and live it over?”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“Does enlightenment lead to sorrowful disengagement or willing participation? Once you know where the roller coaster is going, are you still in for the ride?”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“Arguing whether or not God exists is like fleas arguing whether or not the dog exists. Arguing over the correct name of God is like fleas arguing over the name of the dog. And arguing over whose notion of God is correct is like fleas arguing over who owns the dog.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“The eye that looks in on us and the eye that looks out from us is not the same eye.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“Surprise is at the core of existence. It’s true. You never ever really know what’s coming next.”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door

“If one man lives as though he would never die and another man lives as though he might die tomorrow, would either one wear a wristwatch?”
― Robert Fulghum, Uh-oh: Some Observations from Both Sides of the Refrigerator Door