The Rules and Regulations for Mediating Myths & Magic Quotes

“Bridger flipped through his book, thumbing the old parchment pages, stopping on possible classifications.

"Vampire?"

Pavel shook his head. "Despite current popular culture conventions, vampires do in fact explode in sunlight. It's quite messy and involves entrails.”
― F.T. Lukens, The Rules and Regulations for Mediating Myths & Magic

“Why did he have to be so endearing? And hot? At the same time? The kid was a hazard.”
― F.T. Lukens, The Rules and Regulations for Mediating Myths & Magic