Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard Quotes

“Also, I kept thinking about Alex Fierro. You know, maybe just a little. Alex was a force of nature, like the snow thunder. She struck when she felt like it, depending on temperature differentials and storm patterns I couldn't possibly predict. She shook my foundations in a way that was powerful but also weirdly soft and constrained, veiled in blizzard. I couldn't assign any motives to her. She just did what she wanted. At least, that's how it felt to me.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“Wind moaned through the canyons like a chorus of zombies. I mentioned this to Blitzen, but he set me straight. 'No, kid,' he said. 'Norse zombies are called draugr. They move silently. You'd never hear them coming.' 'Thanks,' I said. 'That's a huge relief.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“Not wanting to be stuck on the boat with lobster dwarf and his jerky-eating brother, I swung my legs overboard. The waist-deep water was so cold I imagined I would be singing soprano for the rest of the week.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“Lesson learned: if you take a Valkyrie out for coffee, you’ll get stuck with the check and a dead body.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“The thing about fate, Magnus: even if we can't change the big picture, our choices can alter the details.That's how we rebel against destiny, how we make our mark. What will you choose to do”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“And we all died.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Then, before I even knew what was happening, she kissed me. She could have bitten off my mouth and I would have been less surprised. Her lips were cracked and rough from the cold. Her nose fitted perfectly next to mine. Our faces aligned, our breath mixed. Then she pulled away. ‘I wasn’t going to die without doing that,’ she said. The world of primordial ice must not have frozen me completely, because my chest burned like a coal furnace. ‘Well?’ She frowned. ‘Stop gaping and let’s move.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“EMPTYLEATHER , a bag completed by Blitzen, son of Freya. Jack helped."

"I wrote that!" Jack said proudly. "I helped!”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“(Chocolate must be savoured, not rushed.)”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Aboard the Good Ship Toenail”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Duck! Call me crazy. I was expecting the World Tree to be a tree. Not a row of bronze ducks.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Correct me if I’m wrong. I’d love to be wrong. Ages ago, Loki had an affair with a giantess. They had three monstrous kids.’ ‘I was not one of them,’ Sam muttered. ‘I’ve heard all the jokes.’ Hearthstone winced, like he’d been wondering about that. ‘One,’ I said, ‘was a huge snake.’ ‘Jormungand,’ Sam said. ‘The World Serpent, which Odin threw into the sea.’ ‘The second was Hel,’ I continued. ‘She became, like, the goddess of the dishonourable dead.’ ‘And the third,’ Blitzen said, ‘was Fenris Wolf.’ His tone was bitter, full of pain. ‘Blitz,’ I said, ‘you sound like you know him.’ ‘Every dwarf knows of Fenris. That was the first time the Aesir came to us for help. Fenris grew so savage he would’ve devoured the gods. They tried to tie him up, but he broke every chain.’ ‘I remember,’ I said. ‘Finally the dwarves made a rope strong enough to hold him.’ ‘Ever since,’ Blitzen said, ‘the children of Fenris have been enemies of the dwarves.’ He looked up, his dark shades reflecting my face. ‘You’re not the only one who’s lost family to wolves, kid.’ I had a strange urge to hug him.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“I grabbed the nearest bit of rigging and pulled as hard as I could, hoping I had the right line, or hoping I at least looked helpful while doing the wrong thing.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard Series Collection 3 Books Set

“I forgot how to discourage shark attacks and how to fall off the mast properly. I hoped across the deck yelling, "I'm helping! I'm helping!"without knowing what to do at all.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“Jack spiralled out of view, flying after the goat-killer while singing his own version of ‘Shake It Off’. (I have never been able to convince him that the line isn’t cheese graters gonna grate, grate, grate, grate, grate.)”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Spit Man Versus Chainsaw. Guess Who Wins”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“got”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Well, Happy Birthday to me!
Was it 13 January? Honestly, I had no idea. Time flies when you're sleeping under bridges and eating from dumpsters.
So I was officially sixteen. For my present, I got cornered by Uncle Freaky, who announced that I was marked for assassination.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“No, I believe you.’ Percy gazed into the distance. ‘I’ve got a friend named Frank who’s a shape-shifter. He does dolphins. Also giant goldfish.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Lesson Learned: If you take a Valkyrie out for coffee, you’ll get stuck with the check and a dead body”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“I'm blushing," I grumbled. "Oh, no, wait. That's the blood all over my face.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“Then I died. The end.

Back in school, I loved ending stories that way.
It's the perfect conclusion, isn't it? "Billy went to school. He had a good day. then he died. The end."
It doesn't leave you hanging. It wraps everything up nice and neat.
Except in my case, it didn't.
Maybe you're thinking, "Oh, Magnus, you didn't really die. Otherwise you couldn't be narrating this story. You just came close. You were miraculously rescued, blah, blah, blah."
Nope. I actually died. One hundred percent. Guts impaled, vital organs burned, head smacked into a frozen river from forty feet up, every bone in my body broken, lungs filled with ice water.
The medical term for that is dead.
"Gee, Magnus, what did it feel like?"
It hurt. A lot. Thanks for asking.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

“Sono Pazzi Quelli Romani”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“(Look at me with the nautical terms.)”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“گاهی دروغ می گویید تا مردم را فریب بدهید.گاهی دروغ می گویید، چون نیاز دارید آن دروغ ب حقیقت تبدیل شود.من حدس می زدم دومی هدف هارت باشد”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase Collection

“Normally I am not threatened with a demise. Most folks in the Nine Worlds don’t use fancy words like that. They just say ‘IMMA KILL YOU!’ Or they let their chain-mail-wrapped fists do the talking.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Kids, do not try this at home. I’m a trained einherji who died a painful death, went to Valhalla and now spends most of his time arguing with a sword. I am a qualified professional who can jump out of thirty-foot-deep muddy holes. You, I hope, are not.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“I Am Saved from Certain Death by Being Killed”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“Your Standard Rooftop Chase Scene with Talking Swords and Ninjas”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3

“smiled at the homicidal lobster mascot. ‘We’d love four tickets, please.”
― Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase: The Complete Series #1-3