Face-Off at the Altar Quotes

“Well, my beautiful girlfriend, you are about to be one lucky lady."

She beamed. "Ryan Reynolds wants to make a baby with me?"

He paused and then shook his head. "What the fuck? You dig Deadpool?"

She nodded. "Hell yeah, I do, he's sexy."

"I'm naked here, you just took advantage of me, and you are calling some other dude sexy?"

She smiled. "Yes, because I love you and find you sexy. But that doesn't matter, carry on,”
― Toni Aleo, Face-Off at the Altar

“You give me butterflies when I thing about you”
― Toni Aleo, Face-Off at the Altar

“She needs Jesus and as ass-whooping!”
― Toni Aleo, Face-Off at the Altar

“We're done? You don't want to ask me anything else?"
"No."
"Oh, darn, I enjoy this so much<" Vaughn said before walking away like he hadn't just ruined the interview.
Bursting at the seams, Brie whipped around to another person in a suit. "Doesn't he know that was live? He can't do that! He ruins it every single time. I refuse to interview him anymore. He wasn't even wearing pants!”
― Toni Aleo, Face-Off at the Altar

“You're sugar momma will be bringing home the sugar!”
― Toni Aleo, Face-Off at the Altar

“What if I can't? Forgive her, I mean."
"Then you don't. Not everyone gets along, Kennie."
"But I don't want to live like that. I've never held a grudge, been this mad for this long."
Libby shrugged, "First time for everything."
Mekena laughed. "You are honestly the worst person to talk to about this."
Libby grinned. "I know, but you're welcome.”
― Toni Aleo, Face-Off at the Altar