Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum Quotes

“Suddenly, an idea swooshed into his marsupial brain like a small propeller plane buzzing a crowd. ‘Why didn’t I think of that?”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“His mother always told him he would “be a real somebody, be important someday.” And now that she was gone, he wanted to prove her right all the more.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“The smell of green grass was rich and comforting. He felt better already. This is splendid. We can all go for a garbage buffet tonight.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“It was like rush hour on four paws”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“My tail is prehensile, but I certainly don’t tie it in knots,” Oswald said proudly.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“You’re as surprised as I am. But I guess it’s true, the only guarantee in this world is change”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Perfect. A woman in heels and a suit hurrying to her car dropped three fat French fries, still warm.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“I have MPS, a marsupial positioning system”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“I know what it’s like to be stuck someplace new.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“It takes a well-adjusted animal to know when to ask for help”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“It’s your life”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“I appreciate that, Joey. It’s just that I’ve come to enjoy being more of an animal. At least a bit”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Joey, you’re a terrific human, my favorite, as a matter of fact. You mustn’t forget that. Ever. Will you give me your word?”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Taught us all a lesson about the kindness of strangers, eh?” Tiny said.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“The light inside houses was always so golden yellow. Oswald wondered if humans saved up sunshine and piped it through their lamps.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“There’s no need for hyperbole.’ Oswald paused to see if Melvin understood this big word. Oswald was going to be famous, and fame, he knew, came with responsibilities, like setting a good example for others, being a role model.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Oh, for goodness’ sake… Get over yourself.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Love and peace, my human brother.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“How lovely. He’d forgotten how magical the Edwardses’ garden was, an oasis of green paths, flowering bushes, and jasmine-covered archways.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Man, oh, man. He is one high-maintenance marsupial.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Need to fuel the brain for optimal thinking”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Enough, gentlemen, enough! Show a New World marsupial a little respect”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Thank you. The air across my wings again is heaven.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“I didn’t lose him. He’s not a set of keys, or an acorn”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“And he always felt better with an aim and a purpose.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum