Funnyquotes Quotes

“My tail is prehensile, but I certainly don’t tie it in knots,” Oswald said proudly.”
― Sara Pascoe, Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it anyway.”
― Ayoub Imilouane, Tales of Habib the Hoaxter: Sometimes Hoaxed, Always Good for a Laugh

“They say home is where the heart is, although in my case, the location of the fridge is also important.”
― Carol Hedges, Jigsaw

“The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”
― Jimmy Fallon​

“Winston and Gáben quickly realised that it wouldn’t be ideal for anyone to see Gáben in that outfit. He looked like a stubborn child who didn’t care that his mum had accidentally shrunk his favourite clothes in the wash.”
― Tamás Szikszai, The Planet That Was Mistaken for a Fool

“The Bill of Rights is not an à la carte menu.”
― Senator John Neely Kennedy (R-LA)