The Planet That Was Mistaken for a Fool Quotes

“Their car was parked elegantly in front of the club. A short line of extravagantly dressed people awaited entry. The door wasn’t automatic; instead, two imposing security guards—either naturally large or enhanced—were checking guests. The guards sported sharp suits and ties, creating a stark contrast to the partygoers, which included Robin Hood, Piglet, and a trio named Jerk, Douche, and Bugsy. It's unclear how one dresses as a jerk or a douche, but somehow they managed. A man also stood patiently in line, clad only in a diaper, presumably for hygiene reasons.”
― Tamás Szikszai, The Planet That Was Mistaken for a Fool

“What follows is arguably one of the most hated and horrifying moments in the entire modern human experience — an event so universally loathed, so deeply traumatising, that only the extremely fortunate or the terminally unconscious have ever truly escaped it:
An alarm clock chimed.
It didn’t merely beep. It asserted itself, like a bureaucrat with a megaphone and a vendetta against dreams, shattering the delicate peace of sleep with all the subtlety of a marching band in a monastery.”
― Tamás Szikszai, The Planet That Was Mistaken for a Fool

“Winston and Gáben quickly realised that it wouldn’t be ideal for anyone to see Gáben in that outfit. He looked like a stubborn child who didn’t care that his mum had accidentally shrunk his favourite clothes in the wash.”
― Tamás Szikszai, The Planet That Was Mistaken for a Fool