Hitched Quotes

“Nine inches may actually be a conservative estimate of what it might look like hard. He must destroy men’s egos every time he walks into a locker room. And I don’t even want to think about what he destroys with women…”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched: Volume One

“Hey, Noah?”
“Yes?” he says sweetly.
“Why do you call me Snowflake?”
He steps closer and runs one finger along my cheek, making my skin tingle in its wake. “Because you’re just like a snowflake. Beautiful and unique, and with one touch you’ll be wet.”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched: Volume One

“I’ve learned that just because Noah doesn’t take everything seriously doesn’t mean he doesn’t take anything seriously. His priorities and strategies are different from mine, not necessarily better or worse.”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched: Volume One

“He’s the thing my teenage fantasies were made of. Woodsy male scent. Muscular, yet trim frame. A quick wit that always finds a way to pull me into a debate.”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched: Volume One

“Hell, a fifty-dollar vibrator could do his job, and I wouldn’t have to listen to its bullshit.”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched: Volume One

“refuse to play travel agent for your ego trip.” “If”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched: Volume One

“And love . . . if you nurture it well, love will always be there to keep you strong”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched

“I give him a skeptical look. “You want to show me your dick?”

“If it’ll help convince you.” He drains the last drops of his Scotch and stands up. “Come on, let’s go.”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched: Volume One

“You want to show me your dick?” “If it’ll help convince you.”
― Kendall Ryan, Hitched: Volume One