Her Halloween Treat Quotes

“You’re a good friend. Thank you for enabling my bad behavior.” “It’s what friends are for.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“You’re looking at this choice like it’s right versus wrong. It’s not right versus wrong. It’s right versus left. You’re at a crossroads. You can go left or right…both are good options. That’s why it’s so hard to decide. If this was a choice between right and wrong, it would be easy.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“I didn’t say it was majestic. It’s a dick, not a bald eagle in flight.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“The world didn’t end just because a man told a lie. That was good. The world would have ended a long time ago and many times over if it did.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“You can have sex. Go find someone to have sex with. Right now.”
“I’m int he middle of the woods. The next cabin is half a mile west.”
“Then start walking. Bigfoot’s probably out there. He’s probably well hung.”
“And hairy.”
“I warned you about the beard rush thing.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“Go. Look. For. Whales. In. Your. Toilet.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“You picked the color?” She asked.
“I did, yeah.”
“I love it. I wouldn’t have thought a color so dark would look good in here but it does.”
“Dark, warm colors work best in low-light rooms.”
“Did you learn that in trade school?”
“Pinterest.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“Nice beard. The flannel’s a good touch. Very authentic. What do they call those guys, lumbersexuals?" "Men, they’re called men.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“Fine. I’ll leave the hammering to you." "Good." "That wasn’t a sex joke." "It should have been.”
― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat