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“We’re just floating in space trying to figure out what it means to be human.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior
“He was afraid of the world, afraid it would find a way to swallow him up. But, maybe everyone was sometimes.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior
“What he feared the most was that all this hiding had made it impossible for him to ever be found again.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior
“You’re like Lady Macbeth without the murder.” “Thank you. You have no idea how much of a compliment that is to me.”
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“He was an astronaut without a suit, but he was still breathing.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior
“That’s what we do sometimes. We let people disappear. We want them to. If everyone just stays quiet and out of the way, then the rest of us can pretend everything’s fine. But everything is not fine.”
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“There are no boring places, only boring people,”
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“And then he spent three years wondering why everyone found that so hard to understand. All he was doing was living instead of dying. Some people get cancer. Some people get crazy. Nobody tries to take the chemo away.”
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“As smart as I am, it took a boy stuck in his house to teach me that sometimes it doesn't matter where you are at all. It only matters whos with you.”
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“She believed in herself maybe more than other people believed in God or the devil or Heaven or Hell.”
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“She knew it was weird that she'd reached out to him the way she had. But she also knew that there were a lot of people in the world who regretted never doing the things they felt were right because they were afraid of seeming strange or crazy. Lisa wouldn't settle for that sort of mediocre existence, one bound by invisible social cues. And she had a good feeling that someone like Solomon Reed would appreciate that.”
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“But I know what it's like to constantly think about a life you aren't living.”
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“I don't want to lie about who I am, even if it doesn't matter. It's who I am. It's part of me.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior
“And, long after Clark had gone home, Solomon stayed up wondering if everyone falls in love with someone who can't love them back.”
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“Crazy people don't know they're crazy.”
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“Jealous of the crazy gay kid. That doesn't sound right."
"Hey, Sol," she said, her tone getting serious for a second.
"Those are two things about you out of a million. Don't box yourself in.”
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“There are no boring places, only boring people.”
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“He hasn't left his house in three years, he's not crazy, he's a genius; just tv and videogames twenty four-seven, I think he's my new hero...”
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“If you could be any character on The Next Generation, who would you be?"
"Easy," Solomon said. "Data. For sure."
"That makes sense," Clark said.
"You?"
"I always liked Wesley Crusher."
"What?" Solomon was appalled. "Nobody likes Wesley Crusher."
"Why not?" Lisa asked.
"Because he's a total Mary Sue," Solomon said. "He's too perfect."
"But he's always saving the day," Clark argued. "Like, always."
"Exactly. He's just a talking deus ex machina. Everybody on the ship treats him like a dumb kid, then he saves them at the last minute and, every single time, they go right back to treating him like a dumb kid again. Do I need to remind you that the starship Enterprise is full of genius scientists and engineers? Why's this kid who can't get into Starfleet Academy smarter than all of them?"
"Good point," Clark said. "He's still my choice, though.”
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tags: humor
“But she believed there was a thin line between accepting one's fears and giving in to them altogether.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior
“He was afraid of the world, afraid it would find a way to swallow him up. But, maybe everyone was sometimes. Maybe some people can just turn it off when they need to. After”
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“What he feared most was that all this hiding had made it impossible for him to ever be found again.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior
“Now, no matter what they told themselves or each other, it would always be different. After all, no first love goes away overnight, especially one that's always right in front of you, but just out of your reach.”
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“Solomon had good days and he had bad days, but the good had far outnumbered the bad since Lisa and Clark had started coming around. Sometimes, though, they'd show up and he's look completely exhausted, drained of all his charm and moving in slow motion. They could do that to him—the attacks. Something about the physical response to panic can drain all the energy out of a person, and it doesn't matter what causes it or how long it lasts. What Solomon had was unforgiving and sneaky and as smart as any other illness. It was like a virus or cancer that would hide just long enough to fool him into thinking it was gone. And because it showed up when it damn well pleased, he'd learned to be honest about it, knowing that embarrassment only made it worse.”
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“They say using your imagination makes you live longer.”
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“But this wasn't a perfect world -- this was the world that Solomon Reed had run away from and the more Lisa thought about it, the less ridiculous that idea sounded to her. After all, wasn't she just trying to run away from the little part of the world that scared her, too?”
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“You've made a new friend. You say you're going in the backyard soon. You're getting better, kiddo."
"Please don't say that."
"Why not? Why shouldn't we celebrate it?"
"Because it's just too much, okay? It's not that big a deal."
"It's big enough," she said. "Who knows, in a few years you could be ready to face the world again."
"Trust me," he said. "It's not a switch I can turn on and off, Grandma.”
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“Grandma "It'll keep you from going completely nuts someday and killing us all."
Solomon "Is that what you think's going to happen, that I"m going to snap and kill you?"
Grandma "Not me you won't. I keep mace in my purse.”
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tags: humor
“As smart as I am, it took a boy stuck in his house to teach me that sometimes it doesn't matter where you are at all. It only matters who's with you.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior
“Some people sign on for the impossible. And they're the ones everybody remembers.”
John Corey Whaley, Highly Illogical Behavior

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