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“I am The Alien From Another Dimension. Your world screams out for my domination! And if you get in my way…I will sweep you and your insignificant species aside!”
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“He knew his parents were liars. He’d known since the day he’d found his brother’s dead body stuffed inside a suitcase.”
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“Give me back my dead cow!”
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tags: humour
“Hasn’t everyone taken a nervous breakdown at some point? Maybe I suffered a nervous breakthrough. I don’t know what to
think. It echoes inside your skull.”
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“MILK IS COW RAPE!”
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“MILK IS COW RAPE”
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“Do Androids Dream Of Emma Peel?”
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tags: parody
“Get your grubby hands off my luxurious designer handbag!”
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