Bitch Planet, Vol. 1 Quotes

“What every girl should know: Your vagina is disgusting. It smells like the underside of a kangaroo pouch and he doesn't want to touch you because of the grossness. But thankfully, NEW brand douche, perfected by a leading gynecologist, gently cleanses and refreshes, making you feel feminine and special. Because what's more special than a vage filled with vinegar and chemical daisies? Also available in SPICY CINNAMON TACO, for the girl adventurer.”
― Kelly Sue DeConnick, Bitch Planet, Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine

“Nothing is compulsory. Free will is paramount. But free will comes with the burden of consequences.”
― Kelly Sue DeConnick, Bitch Planet, Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine

“When they play MARRY/FUCK/KILL, you'll never be KILL again!”
― Kelly Sue DeConnick, Bitch Planet, Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine

“STOP BEING SO FAT AND GROSS YOU BIG FATTY! OR maybe try not to let other people's standards of beauty or femininity or your value as a human being dictate your self-worth. If ANY PART OF YOU has ever been jealous of anorexics or considered extra-medical hormone injections or parasites, or used body-hate to bond with girlfriends, you have bought in. It's near impossible not to, but maybe today TRY not to believe that your VALUE is inextricably linked to some asshat's assessment of your desirability. Fuck that dude. Fuck that CULTURE.”
― Kelly Sue DeConnick, Bitch Planet, Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine