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“So you’re a reader,” My mom sighs, as if somehow this elevates Isabel to yet another realm of perfection.”
― Denis Markell, Click Here to Start

“only for death is there no solution”
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“Dad has shamelessly played the Mom card. Against which there is no defense.”
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“It seems like the best escape games come from Japan for some reason. It makes me proud.”
― Denis Markell, Click Here to Start

“As I’m about to leave, Pearl says something under her breath. “Excuse me?” I ask. “I don’t know why you people keep coming here like this, taking up my time.” “You people?” I’m getting confused. “Just this morning, one of your relatives came in asking about room 1405. I told him about Mrs. Krausz and he got quite unpleasant.” My relatives? “I’m so sorry….I didn’t know that. I wonder which one of my relatives it was. What did he look like?” “He wasn’t Asian, which was kind of funny.”
― Denis Markell, Click Here to Start

“It’s a trap!” Caleb shouts. “No, it’s not, you idiot. That’s your mom’s voice.” “I know.” Caleb grins. “But I’ve always wanted to say that.”
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“(“Those things are dangerous! What were they thinking?”—every mother),”
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“Up up, down down, left right, left right, B, A,”
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“917-555-6554,”
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“Did someone just happen by your house one day and see it and say, like, ‘Can we borrow your table?”
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“the prospect of being hanged focuses the mind wonderfully.”
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“Amanda was a pain in the a behind, if you’ll excuse my French.”
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“I turn back to the Archers, who don’t look like the same species as us. Do they even sweat, these people?”
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“At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.”
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“Wait. Is a real, live adult person actually asking me details about the games I play? This is unheard of.”
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“I can’t believe I thought this was going to be boring. This is great!”
― Denis Markell, Click Here to Start