Armageddon Rules Quotes

“Few ground rules: If you’ve killed someone, I’m calling the cops. If you are dealing drugs, I’m calling the cops. If you are wanting me to buy Girl Scout cookies, I’m calling the cops. Anything else, I’ll help you with.”
― J.C. Nelson, Armageddon Rules

“IN MY DEFENSE, I didn’t mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn’t just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear financial motive: The end of the world is bad for business.”
― J.C. Nelson, Armageddon Rules

“Get things hot, use pure muscle to bend them. Pretty much the same approach men use for everything.”
― J.C. Nelson, Armageddon Rules

“When he got upset, it was like the Incredible Hulk had a child with a Komodo dragon and a napalm factory.”
― J.C. Nelson, Armageddon Rules