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Mule Mule by S.A. Tawks
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“I guess having one hundred and four condoms full of heroin in your guts and the thought of a firing squad in your head make will make most things seem insignificant.”
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“You need a break every once in a while to enjoy the everyday and you need the everyday to enjoy the break you take every once in a while.”
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“A gut full of heroin and the looming possibility of bunking in an overcrowded cell in Kerobokan to await my death makes you feel a bit sorry for some of the things you've done.”
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“There's no need to blame fate or destiny for a stupid decision.”
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“In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.”
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“By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to.”
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“She's happy to be home but being home means that it's an end to her adventure and escape.”
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“It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good.”
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“The day, like all good days, passed far too quickly.”
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“All you young Aussies just want to fuck and get fucked up, no?”
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“My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad.”
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“My job had been to get the package from point A to point B and what happened after that did not need to concern me. I was just the mule.”
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“Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.”
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“Anyone can do the wrong thing if they really want to.”
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“Yeah," I said because it led to more options than 'no'.”
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“Reassuring thoughts have a funny way of getting stuck on repeat. Then you wake up one day and you can't remember where you put the last thirty years of your life.”
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“Besides the pain in my gut, why shouldn't I laugh? I've almost escaped death in a foreign country.”
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“Appreciate the negatives. Because the negatives are what you learn from to make more positives.”
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“Our bags will be light because it's the best way to travel.”
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“I'm not a hero, though. I'm just a man.”
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“I guess my biggest problem is that I find it easier to relapse than to carry through.”
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“By three in the afternoon, after one Bintang too many, I was absolutely smashed and feared that trying to stand may end badly.”
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“I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard.”
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“Besides, if it was the wrong choice, what difference was one more bad decision going to make?”
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“Staying out all night and sleeping most of the day is quite a drain on the wallet.”
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“It'll be the biggest decision of my life. Knowing me, I'll probably make the wrong choice.”
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“I'd shown interest, and showing interest in Bali means that the salesman is most likely going to walk away with your money.”
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“Don't just hope, dear. Plan and do. Only reserve hope for the things you cannot control.”
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“I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs.”
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“I figured that maybe he was only hanging around for the tea and tobacco and when one ran out, so would he.”
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