Mule Quotes

“You need a break every once in a while to enjoy the everyday and you need the everyday to enjoy the break you take every once in a while.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Don't just hope, dear. Plan and do. Only reserve hope for the things you cannot control.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“I guess my biggest problem is that I find it easier to relapse than to carry through.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“There's no need to blame fate or destiny for a stupid decision.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Your choices can only be limited by your mind.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“My job had been to get the package from point A to point B and what happened after that did not need to concern me. I was just the mule.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“A gut full of heroin and the looming possibility of bunking in an overcrowded cell in Kerobokan to await my death makes you feel a bit sorry for some of the things you've done.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“When does relaxing turn into living? How can you call it relaxing when that is all you are doing?”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“I guess having one hundred and four condoms full of heroin in your guts and the thought of a firing squad in your head make will make most things seem insignificant.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“She's happy to be home but being home means that it's an end to her adventure and escape.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“The day, like all good days, passed far too quickly.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“I don't make people smoke pot or meth, snort coke, put pills or tabs in their mouths or shoot themselves up with heroin. I just transport the stuff.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Besides the pain in my gut, why shouldn't I laugh? I've almost escaped death in a foreign country.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“All you young Aussies just want to fuck and get fucked up, no?”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“By three in the afternoon, after one Bintang too many, I was absolutely smashed and feared that trying to stand may end badly.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Besides, if it was the wrong choice, what difference was one more bad decision going to make?”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Our bags will be light because it's the best way to travel.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Reassuring thoughts have a funny way of getting stuck on repeat. Then you wake up one day and you can't remember where you put the last thirty years of your life.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Living the rest of my life in Kerobokan, waiting to die, was what I had in front of me.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“However, with a gut full of heroin, it's hard to be an optimist.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“Sure, I might not be someone to look up to, but you're no role model either.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“I figured that maybe he was only hanging around for the tea and tobacco and when one ran out, so would he.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“That's one of those questions that you think of a better answer for five minutes after you've answered it.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule