Mr. Kiss and Tell Quotes

“I’m beginning to view democracy as the Siri of political systems. So much better in theory.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Huh. Veronica Mars, speechless. I'll have to write this one in my feelings journal.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Conan Doyle deluded a century of readers into thinking we're all deductive geniuses.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Not that I like having my direst preconceptions about humanity confirmed or anything. But I was right.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Who’s a big fierce monster dog? Who’s a bloodthirsty hound from Hell? It’s you. Yes it is.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“She already knew that he’d decided to leave—knew before he opened his mouth to speak. But for one last minute, she could pretend that he was hers to keep. For one last minute, she held him, and let him hold her.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“What do you think? More cheese? Less cheese? Different cheese?” Keith held up a measuring cup of shredded mozzarella and looked inquiringly at Veronica across the kitchen island. She was slicing tomatoes but paused mid chop to look up with one raised brow. “When is the answer ever less cheese?” “Fair point.” He dumped the entire cup into the mixing bowl and started to stir.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“She didn't want to be in their club. Didn't want to learn how to be apart from the one person she longed to see every day.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Sometimes lightning struck twice; sometimes, one person got more than their share of suffering.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“In Neptune, the past was always grabbing at your ankles, trying to pull you back.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“In Vegas, the veneer of glamor was bright but thin. You didn't have to look that hard to see the darker realities that lurked beneath the surface.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“have I heard that grief softens the mind, and makes it fearful and degenerate; think therefore on revenge and cease to weep.’” Veronica wasn’t sure which play the quote was from, but she knew exactly what it meant: You get tough. You get even. You get tough. Had Mars Investigations been the sort of outfit that bothered to draft a list of its “Core Values,” that would’ve been a top fiver.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“When is the answer ever less cheese?”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“I'm with Logan, and I love him more than I thought I could love a man, and we have the opportunity to to be happy in spite of everything and I can't throw all that away for something more convenient.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“You always have a choice," she spat. "You fight until you see you're beaten, and then you keep on fighting.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Anyone who'd spent a childhood waiting for the other foot—or the other fist—to fall knew how to sense danger.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“This is why you shouldn’t hire your friends. It’s all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Chatty, defensive, observant. My new favorite witness.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“You couldn't think of a single thing to do for her? Not with all your supposed ingenuity, your willingness to see the rules as profoundly optional?”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Thank you' ranks just below 'You ruined my life' and just above 'When I get my hands on you.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Thank you' ranks just below 4You ruined my life' and just above 'When I get my hands on you.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Hey, a grown man can miss his mommy without shame.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“When we lose faith in our officers of the law, it harms all of as. It cripples our criminal justice system. It threatens the most vulnerable parts of our community. It allows money and power to subvert justice.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Nothing was worthless. Not if you knew who needed it. Not if you knew how to salvage it.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Congratulations, Veronica. You just ordered your first call girl.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“What do you think? More cheese? Less cheese? Different cheese?”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“If she's a prostitute, it's not rape so much as shoplifting, right?”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Loose lips sink ships, Mr. Kiss and Tell.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“This is seriously threatening my hardboiled persona,” Veronica said, “because I have never wanted to squee so badly in my life.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell