Myth Conceptions Quotes

“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“What does common sense have to do with it?” he exploded. “We’re talking about a job interview!”
― Robert Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“OF ALL THE various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.”
― Robert Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“I have also noted, over the course of our friendship, that his hearing is curiously erratic. He can hear a lizard-bird scratching itself half a mile away, but occasionally seems unable to hear the politest of requests no matter how loudly I shout them at him.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“Organized crime?” I blinked.
“It's like government, kid, ” Aahz supplied.
“Only more effective.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“What's bureaucracy?” I asked, finally getting a word in edgewise.
“Red tape . . . the system, ” Aahz informed me. “The organization to get things done that keeps things from getting done.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“Unaccustomed as I was to gracious dining, I realized in a flash that this wasn’t it.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions