All Together Dead Quotes

“Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?"
One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“If it's easy to be friendly she will be. If the wind blows the other way her friendship will be gone. And I'm thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right by hating others.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead members of society? Did I want to be known as a fangbanger, one of those humans who simply adored the walking dead? Did some corner of me long for a chance to be near Bill without seeking him out, still trying to make some emotional sense
of his betrayal? Or was this about Eric? Unbeknownst to myself, was I in love with the flamboyant Viking who was so handsome, so good at making love, and so political, all atthe same time?
This sounded like a promising set of problems for a soap opera season.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile.
Where is Superman when you need him?”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Hoyt was by himself right under one of the portable lights rigged up for the occasion. He had his hands thrust in his pockets, and he looked more serious than I’d ever seen him. There was something strange about the sight, and after a second I figured out why.

It was one of the few times I’d ever seen Hoyt alone.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we
can go to a baby shower!”
“That would be something to see,” said Eric”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“As far as I could tell, Claude's benefit to the world was strictly as a decoration.

-Sookie”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Then I happened upon a whore.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“It might be late September, but is was hot as the six shades of hell.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“I had a smell in my nose that just wouldn't go away, and I hated it. It was coating my lungs inside, I thought, and I'd spend the rest of my life breathing it in and breathing it out. The odor was composed of burning building materials, scorched bodies, and disintegrating vampires. It was the smell of hatred.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“She’s lazy. That extends to her friendships. If it’s easy to be friendly, she will be. If the wind blows the other way, her friendship will be gone. And I’m thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right, by hating others.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Love them to death. Sookie to Pam”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Sam, há dois anos, não fazia qualquer ideia de como era o mundo há minha volta. Não sabia o que tu eras. Não sabia que existiam fadas a sério. Não poderia ter imaginado nada disso. - Abanei a cabeça. - Que mundo este, Sam. É maravilhoso e assustador. Cada dia é diferente. Nunca pensei que teria uma vida e agora tenho.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“It's my partner," he said, smiling. It didn't look easy for him, that smile, but it transformed him from a thin-faced freckled man with a blade of a nose to a man with sexiness to spare.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Era o odor composto pelos materiais do edifício em chamas, por corpos queimados e por vampiros em desintegração. Era o cheiro do ódio.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“The sky was almost pitch-black. I stood with one foot inside my car for a minute, enjoying the mild evening and the faint, dry smell of vampire that lingered around the club.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Carla was in our room, naked again. “Hi,” I said. “Please put on a robe.” “Well, hey, if it bothers you,” she said in a fairly relaxed manner, and pulled on a robe. Wow. End of another problem. Direct action, straightforward statements; obviously, those were the keys to improving”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“The men there were not impressed by Barry’s southern accent. They thought it made him sound stupid. Though when I talked, they thought I was cute. Okay, how insulting is that? The subtext, which I read very clearly from their minds, was: women sound stupid anyway, so a southern accent just enhances that adorable dimness. Men are supposed to sound crisp and direct, so southern men sound stupid and weak.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Eric, where’d the old gal go?” I asked. “The Ancient Pythoness is the original oracle that Alexander consulted,” he said, his voice quite neutral. “She was considered so revered that even in her old age, she was converted by the very primitive vampires of her time. And now she has outlasted all of them.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Did I love you?” I knew Eric wasn’t going to give up, and I might as well figure out an answer. “Maybe. Sort of. But I knew all along that whoever was with me, it wasn’t the real you. And I knew sooner or later you’d remember who you were and what you were.” “You don’t seem to have yes or no answers about men,” he said. “You don’t exactly seem to know how you feel about me, either,” I said.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“I hate modern technology,” Eric said quietly. “Not true,” I said. “You love what computers can do for you. I know that for a fact. Remember how happy you got when you saw the Fangtasia employee roster, with all the work hours filled in?” “I don’t like the impersonality of it. I like the knowledge it can hold.” This was just too weird a conversation for me to continue under the circumstances.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“One,” said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell. “We’re bound a bit too tightly to suit me, Sookie.” He was visibly tense; I couldn’t remember ever seeing Eric so notably anxious. “I’m here to die right along with you, it seems.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“Where is Eric?” Andre asked the other sheriffs. Cleo laughed, the kind of deep-throated laugh that made men look. “He got conscripted,” she said. “The priest didn’t show up, and Eric’s taken a course, so he’s going to officiate.” Andre smiled. “That’ll be something to watch. What’s the occasion?” “It’ll be announced in a second,” Gervaise said. I wondered what church would have Eric as a priest. The Church of High Profits? I drifted over to Bill’s booth and attracted Pam’s attention. “Eric’s a priest?” I murmured “Church of the Loving Spirit,” she told me, bagging three copies of the CD and handing them to a fangbanger sent by his master to pick them up. “He got his certificate from the online course, with Bobby Burnham’s help. He can perform marriage services.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“I walked down the plane, taking a look at each coffin. There was a luggage tag on each one, attached to the handles. With us in the plane today were Eric, Bill, the queen, Andre, and Sigebert. I also found the coffin of Gervaise, who’d been hosting the queen, and Cleo Babbitt, who was the sheriff of Area Three. The Area Two sheriff, Arla Yvonne, had been left in charge of the state while the queen was gone. The queen’s coffin was inlaid with mother-of-pearl designs, but the others were quite plain. They were all of polished wood: no modern metal for these vamps. I ran my hand over Eric’s, having creepy mental pictures of him lying inside, quite lifeless.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead