Pam Quotes

“You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.”
― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas

“Fangtasia, where all your bloody dreams come true,' said a bored female voice.
'Pam. Listen.'
'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.'
'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.'
'Fuck a zombie!”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“Can I help you up?”
"No,” she said bitterly. “I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor.”
"Bitch,” I said, squatting to help her up.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“How is Eric?'
'Very tightly wound. Plus, a lot of stuff happened that he'll tell you about.'
'Thanks for the warning. I'll go to the house now. You're my favorite breather.'
'Oh. Well ... great.'
She hung up.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“But I couldn’t leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would’ve felt terrible if I’d asked Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn’t think anything about it. In fact, probably he’d have sent Pam.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“Then she turned to me and her eyes widened. “Holy shit. It’s a girl.” She dropped a hand over her heart, backing up a step.”
― C.L. Stone, The Other Side of Envy

“Love them to death. Sookie to Pam”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

“she was ethereally lovely, with a kind of deadly edge. the deadly edge was what a person shouldn't forget.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead