The Kalahari Typing School for Men Quotes

“Why is it that there are always these problems and misunderstandings between men and women? Surely it would have been better if God had made only one sort of person, and the children had come by some other means, with the rain perhaps.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“We shall change all that...because it is possible to change the world, if one is determined enough, and if one sees with sufficient clarity just what has to be changed.”
― alexander mccall smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“People’s lives are delicate; you cannot interfere with them without running the risk of changing them profoundly. A chance remark, a careless involvement, may make the difference between a life of happiness and one of sorrow”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“It was always the best way of finding out information; just go and ask a woman who keeps her eyes and ears open and who likes to talk. It always worked. It was no use asking men; they simply were not interested enough in other people and the ordinary doings of people. That is why the real historians of Africa had always been the grandmothers, who remembered the lineage and the stories that went with it.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“She hoped that her baby was happy and would be waiting for her when she herself left Botswana and went to heaven. Would Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni get round to naming a wedding date before then? She hoped so, although he certainly seemed to be taking his time. Perhaps they could get married in heaven, if he left it too late. That would certainly be cheaper.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“Teachers were not allowed to beat children as they did in the past, although, Mma Ramotswe reflected, there were some boys-and indeed some young men-who might have been greatly improved by moderate physical correction. The apprentices, for example: would it help if Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni resorted to physical chastisement-nothing severe, of course-but just an occasional kick in the seat of the pants while they were bending over to change a tyre or something like that? The thought made her smile. She would even offer to administer the kick herself, which she imagined might be oddly satisfying, as one of the apprentices, the one who still kept on about girls, had a largeish bottom which she thought would be quite comfortable to kick. How enjoyable it would be to creep up behind him and kick him when he was least expecting it, and then to say: Let that be a lesson! That was all one would have to say, but it would be a blow for women everywhere.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“She had a great respect for books herself, and she wished that she had read more. One could never read enough. Never.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“If we let the men talk about them and decide them, then suddenly we wake up and find out that the men have made all the decisions, and these decisions all suit men.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“A traditional house smelled of wood smoke, the earth, and of thatch; all good smells, the smell of life itself.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“Insincerity had never come easily to her, but good manners required it on occasion, even if a superhuman effort was needed.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“It was a good place to sit, and listen, under a sky that had seen so much and heard so much that one more wicked deed would surely make no difference. Sins, thought Mma Ramotswe, are darker and more powerful when contemplated within confining walls. Out in the open, under such a sky as this, misdeeds were reduced to their natural proportions — small, mean things that could be faced quite openly, sorted, and folded away.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“Yes, thought Mma Ramotswe, the world can be very discouraging. But we cannot sit and think about all the things that have gone wrong, or could go wrong. There was no point in doing that...There was much for which we could be grateful, whatever the sorrows of this world.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“You do not have to read a book to understand how the world works. You just have to keep your eyes open.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“It was a good place to sit and listen, under a sky that had seen so much and heard so much that one more wicked deed would surely make no difference. Sins, thought Mma Ramotswe, are darker and more powerful when contemplated within confining walls. Out in the open, under such a sky as this, misdeeds were reduced to their natural proportions—small, mean things that could be faced quite openly, sorted, and folded away.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“She believed in getting as much use as possible from everything, and thought that as long as machinery, or anything else, could be cajoled into operation, it should be kept; to do otherwise, she thought, was wasteful.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“The shoes themselves were light green, with lowish heels (which were very important for comfort and walking; high heels were always a temptation, but, like all temptations, one paid for them later).”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“This was the difficulty with laws and with legal language: they used language which very few people, apart from lawyers, understood. Penal Codes, then, were all very well, but she wondered whether it might not be simpler to rely on something like the Ten Commandments, which, with a bit of modernisation, seemed to give a perfectly good set of guidelines for the conduct of one’s life,”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“bureaucracy was very rarely an obstruction, provided that one applied to it the insights of ordinary, everyday psychology”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“It was hard to disappear completely in Botswana, where there were fewer than two million people and where people had a healthy curiosity as to who was who and where people had come from. It was very difficult to be anonymous, even in Gaborone, as there would always be neighbours who would want to know exactly what one was doing and who one’s people had been.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“That was the trouble with people in general: they were surprisingly unrealistic in their expectations.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“He tilted his hat back slightly, so that he could see the sky more clearly. It was so empty, so dizzying in its height, so unconcerned by the man who was crossing a field beneath it, and thinking as he did so.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“because it is possible to change the world, if one is determined enough, and if one sees with sufficient clarity just what it is that has to be changed.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“Rich people are just people,” said Mma Ramotswe. “I have not met a rich person yet who isn’t just the same as us. Being happy or unhappy has nothing to do with being rich.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“YES, THOUGHT Mma Ramotswe, the world can be very discouraging. But we cannot sit and think about all the things that have gone wrong, or could go wrong. There was no point in doing that because it only made things worse. There was much for which we could be grateful, whatever the sorrows of this world. Besides, dwelling on the trials and tribulations of life was time-consuming, and ordinary duties still have to be performed; livings have to be earned,”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“Mma Ramotswe smiled, but only to herself.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“He felt weary. Life was a battle against wear; the wear of machinery and the wear of the soul. Oil. Grease. Wear.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“was astonishing how life had a way of working out, even when everything looked so complicated and unpromising.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“One could never read enough. Never.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“People’s lives are delicate; you cannot interfere with them without running the risk of changing them profoundly. A chance remark, a careless involvement, may make the difference between a life of happiness and one of sorrow.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men

“Perhaps they could get married in heaven, if he left it too late. That would certainly be cheaper.”
― Alexander McCall Smith, The Kalahari Typing School for Men