The Darkest Touch Quotes

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit—wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Pickup line... pickup line... she racked her brain until she found an explanation and brightened. "Mine would be—roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't do what I say I will kill you.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Princess, your temper tantrums make you as defective as an open-ended condom.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“You are my sickness, and I want nothing to do with a cure. ~ Torin”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“I would rather save the enemy who tells me the truth than the friend who tells me lies.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Sorry, Keys, but raisins are the result of nature taking a shit.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Well... there might be a slight problem with the she-devil in your room," she admitted.

What! Demon red shimmered before his eye. "Did you harm her?"

"What? Sweet lil me? She shook her head, all innocence. "But I may or may not have done some research and come across a bit of info that said hacking off all the her hair would severely weaken her. Then I may or may not have snuck in your bedroom with a pair of scissors and taken these." She lifted her arms and clutched in both her hands were thick hanks of golden hair. "By the way, I may or may not know for a fact that the rumors are definitely not true."

Going. To. Kill. Her.

"The Red Queen may or may not have woken up mid style job," Anya continued blithely, "and may or may not have taken the scissors away from me and given me a new style of my own.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Dear diary," Anya muttered. "It's been three hours since I killed someone. Needless to say, life sucks. My gorgeous fiancé refuses to let me kill the most loathsome creature ever. Won't even let me give her a few superficial stab wounds. I'm thinking about breaking up with him."
"I wouldn't recommend it" Reyes replied. "He may not ask for your hand in marriage a second time."
She gasped with outrage. "Lucien. Tell him!"
'I'd ask again." Lucien told him,”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“With a clipped slash of his arm, Lucien knocked her hat. The ultrafashionable Anya sported uneven bangs and layers that hung sloppily around her face. "You may or may not look ridiculous. And adorable," he added with a grumble.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Maybe I like that you're available."
Oh, the romance. Her voice as dry as dirt, she said, "How am I not throwing myself at you right this very second?"
"It's a definite mystery.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Seriously. She’d beaten that Unspoken One like morning wood with the same end result: an explosion.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Until I’ve finished touching all of you, I’ll be as selfish as I please...and you’ll like it.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“You are my sickness,”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“He would pay her when the time came—pay her so hard...damn it,”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“With Torin stretched over her, his weight pinning her down, his heat and scent surrounding her, she was utterly consumed with pleasure. It saturated her bones, submerged her mind, tickled her every cell. She was alive with decadent sensation.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch

“Every cell singing, begging for a rush of sensation only the press of male hardness against female softness could give.”
― Gena Showalter, The Darkest Touch